Tis the night before Christmas (or is it the ‘eve’?
What’s politc’ly correct? Don’t know what to believe.)
Tis the EVE before Christmas and all through the yard
The bees are at rest after working so hard.
The workers are clustered, the queen in their midst;
The drones are departed (I bet they were p….d.)
The honey is stored, egg-laying’s on hold;
Tis only the ‘keeper whose out in the cold …
Well, she and some mice, who are very frustrated
Though feelings of mice are much overrated.
It’s been a hard year - covid and all -
hand washing and masks, and missing y’all
At our last meeting, the state of the bees,
Visiting speakers and desperate pleas
For help at the Fair, for talks to some classes,
For demos of hives to young lads and their lasses …
(Not wanting to raise the ire of the masses
I' ve avoided a word that rhymes with grasses.)
Socially distancing? Not for the girls
Who live tight in the hives with the queen amidst whirls
Of aromas and resin, nectar and honey,
Clustered up tight, prudent and chummy;
Pollen and brood, sweet scented propolis
All that I know of the winterized hive is …
…leave them alone, trust in the bees
They’ve known how to survive over millions of years.
Not only survive, but so I have heard,
They do it so gently not a leaf is disturbed.
Through the winter we sit, our hearts in our mouths,
Are the bees still OK or will they go south?
Do they have enough food? Will they survive?
Can they keep all that snow from colding the hive?
Oh what I would give for a quick cleansing flight
Just to have a few ladies back in my sight
And know they are safely back in their home
With their bowels all clean … but enough of this tome.
It’s OK to worry, it’s OK to moan
When your hands are frigid and you’re chilled to the bone.
It’s time for some dreams of two twenty one
Of covid-19 all over and done;
Of beekeeper meets, friendship, and plenty
Of girls in the hives, of warmth of the sun,
Of hive tools and smokers and oodles of fun…
Enough of this pretentious and pompous mailing,
Sent with warm wishes and none of the wailing;
But a tip of the veil to all in the county -
Beekeeping friends who share in the bounty
Of fellowship, caring and mutual affection
For the bees in our lives, our shared attraction.
Before I conclude this festive-time letter
Let me remind you next year will be better!
A wing and a prayer and plenty of trust –
That’s all that is left so finally I must
Get under the blankets and turn out the light –
MERRY Christmas to all and to each a good night.
Apis m Shakesbeere
I have spent some 75 years living and working in England,Rhodesia/Zimbabwe, South Africa and the USA, with many opportunities to learn from beekeepers in a v variety of African and European countries in between . An educator by profession, with a focus on history and group dynamics, the honey bees chose me in 2002, despite which, like many beekeepers, I lost my first two hives over winter. In 2009 I was asked by the editor of the PSBA to write a column for the monthly newsletter, which she labelled "Jeremy's Corner"; 14 years later is still continues. A rather eclectic style of content and vision developed, and these posts are based mostly on those essays. Meanwhile I was fortunate to be honored as York County's Beekeeper of there Year in 2013, and similarly for Pennsylvania in 2018.
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